There's Something Wrong With Me WIP

I've been cleaning out my folder again. I found this comic about one of my neurotic habits. My roommate saw me doing something along these lines and proceeded to ask me about why I was telling myself lame jokes, pacing back-and-forth in the basement at 2 am. His main concern was why it was in the basement at 2am. Clearly, pacing back-and-forth and cackling manically at my own lame jokes is not normal, why would I be doing it any other time? Gawd.

There was supposed to be more, I think, but I don't remember the punch line anymore.

PS
Prepare for the dump of shit over the next few days.